Paul took the frosted oversized mug in his hand.
The bartender winked at him and said, "That'll put some hair on your chest!" and walked away.
Paul took a sniff of the contents of the huge mug. It smelled faintly of some kind of fruit, blackberries, perhaps. He tasted it and, though it had bitterness from the hops, Paul could taste honey.
Paul decided he liked it and, being thirsty, downed the 32 oz. mug in a matter of minutes. Being unaccustomed to beer, he became tipsy at first, then a little drunk. He scratched at his face and called for another. Paul's clothes seemed a bit tight, so he unbuttoned his shirt and pants. The bartender smiled, "Another Kodiak, comin' right up!"
Paul looked at himself in the mirror in back of the bar. It seemed he'd gotten taller and, whoa! Paul was a big guy now, with heavy stubble. He looked down at his clothes as they stretched and then shredded. His arms and chest were very hairy and he felt a distinct expansion in the front of his pants.
The bartender returned with another 32 oz. Kodiak, "Told ya it would put hair on your chest!" The bartender patted Paul's cheek and said, "and looks like it put a beard on your face."
Paul smiled crookedly, he was a bit sloshed.
"Yeah, big ol' beard on a big ol' bear with a big ol' beer." Paul laughed at his own wit.
The bartender just smiled and said, "Drink up my hairy friend!"
Paul began drinking his second Kodiak. It tasted fantastic, just like the first one. Smooth and rich with just a hint of blackberries and honey. Paul's belly was expanding and he grew hair down his back and on his shoulders. His pants finally gave in and ripped off, but by now, Paul didn't care. His fuzzy butt was there for all to see, but he didn't care, he was enjoying his beer.
As he downed the last of it, he looked in the mirror and couldn't believe what he saw... he was even bigger now, at least 6'5" with a barreled chest, huge arms and a quick look at his legs revealed tree trunks.
A large bearded man, about Paul's size and hairiness approached him and said, "Hey buddy, you wanna try a shot of Baerenschnapps?" He offered Paul the shot glass and Paul downed the fiery honey flavored liquor.
The man smiled and Paul felt the warmth move from his throat down to his belly and then from there to his limbs. Paul smiled, the big hairy stranger patted him on the shoulder and chuckled and then, Paul passed out.
When Paul awoke...