"No way, Josh, now change him back. There's no way you'd show me this vid, if Chad was irreversibly juiced. It's like a murder confession. The only way it's not murder is if it's reversible, but if we drink him, it's probably not. Am I right?" Rick asked holding Josh's wrists.
"Dude, stop, you're hurting my wrists. Yeah, it's reversible, but you have to piss Chad out after drinking him, and the piss can be changed into Chad. So you want your buddy back drink up, and then piss in the empty bottle."
Rick stared long and hard at Josh. Then at the sports drink. And he shook his head.
"Nice try. but the piss in my full bladder can't contain any Chad, so what I'd piss out is just piss and Chad would be digested. Now what do you think coach will say when he sees the video? Now unliquify -er, solidify- our quarterback!" Rick demanded. He shook Josh, and the liquid in the cups sloshed.
"Careful or your buddy will be all over the floor. As for the coach, you honestly don't think I'd've done Chad, if the coach didn't okay it? I mean, he's a bitchin' football player, and pretty good wrestler and water polo player, but the dude sucks at baseball, and he dropped wrestling and water polo. 'Cause he's the "star quarterback", coach figured he'd have to play Chad most innings, and well, he really sucks, we'd lose the championship, so liquidation time for Chad. Now drink up!" Josh responded.
"Huh? Well, we'll see, when I was done watching your video, I emailed the file to the coach," said Rick.
"Yeah, you'll see alright," answered Josh smugly.
"And the rest of the team roster," added Rick.
Josh's demeanor and expression changed. He whined, "Now they won't drink any sports drinks! And they won't forget about Chad!"
"What you mean if we drank Chad, we'd forget he ever existed? They how would we remember winning the games?"
"Your minds would fill in the blanks. I filled enough bottles for the team, his parents and brother, and few other people. Don't believe me take a swig, and then tell me why you're holding my wrists," he challenged.
"Well, why would coach want us to drink Chad?"
"Because he's a good athlete, and his attributes will transfer to you guys."
"But you said he sucks at baseball?"
"Dude, you're on the roster for water polo team, but you can barely tread water. A drink of Chad, and you'll be swimming circles around Bruno."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Rick, remember Hank Turner, last year's MVP?"
"Huh, Hank who? I recall Chad was last year's MVP."
"Yeah, that's what your mind filled in. You drink cup o' Chad and you will remember Stewart was MVP."
"Stewart? That guy's a total second stringer. Besides there's the team photos, and news stories, and-"
"Just one sip, and you'll see I'm truth telling."
"Hank? You mean we drank somebody before?"
"And you all improved measurably."
"Was this Hank the only guy we drank?"
Josh's eyes narrowed, he didn't like the look on Rick's face, and Josh began to laugh nervously.