La-Quin-Du: a chubby black man who thought he'd be the next "Notorious B.I.G.", but sounded like a yowling cat whenever he sang.
"GOOD GOD, MAKE'EM SHUT UP!" a man in the open mic night audience pleaded. One of the amazons Annie recruited took advantage of this, dragging him outside to knock him out and stuff him in her car.
Coco: She was once Gloria's cheating husband Connor, turned into Gloria's whore just like Vanilla, aka his mistress Vera. She was thinking about the sexiest moment she ever had with her girlfriend: that Sir Mix-A-Lot bit they did on open mic nite years ago, Gloria twerking her ass to the beat until they were kicked out.
Coco's kiss had one pretty clear effect: he wasn't gonna be the star of any rap videos anytime soon. That huge badonkadonk butt jammed in the chair was a pretty clear indication. His back bent as two mammoth jugs consumed his man boob flab. His face rounded out, with bold purple lipstick and eyeshadow to go with golden brown braids and jangly neck bangles.
Coco pulled her prize free and gave that butt a big old SMACK, watching at that ass jiggle in those violet booty shorts. The black girls giggled as they twerked at eachother, their asses smacking together multiple times. Coco stopped to help Vanilla untie her new babe, but then joined the booty queen for a nice kiss and a clit fingering.
"So honey, what club you takin' Laquisha too?" the absolute babe asked.
"Any Laquisha wants." Coco replied.
Gloria looked on with satisfaction as the two massaged eachother's asses, hungry for the taste of booty....