Joe was freaked out at first, but his--her--new body seemed to know what to do. She swayed to the music. She wasn't quite sure what to do when a handsome young brown man scooped her up in his arms, but her body was telling her she kinda liked it.
++++++++++++++++
"You say that your office computer is in love with you." said Keith from IT. He was used to the idea that old people were weird about computers and in particular tended to treat them as if they were people rather than machines, but this was new. "Have you tried rebooting?"
"What?" said the Wizard.
"Shutting the computer off and then turning it back on. That's usually the first thing you should try."
"Uh, OK. I don't know how she'll feel about that but I'll give it a try."
++++++++++++++++++
Mrs. Lidle was not happy to hear that the insurance policy was not going to pay off on her husband. Failing that, there must be someone she could sue.
++++++++++++++++++
"Yes, yes, YES" said Dusty, her eyes transfixed on the ring the waiter had brought. She then raised her eyes to the smiling face of Jenny and burst into tears. "I'm so happy to be a girl, to be your girl, to be your wife. This has been the greatest two weeks of my life and all thanks to you."
Jenny contemplated her lover's tear-streaked, radiantly joyous face and said "It's been a pretty great time for me too."
"You ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait till I get you home tonight."