Now as we all know Santa used to deliver candy canes plum treats and neat toys to all the good boys and girls of the world and lumps of coal,prune flavoured gumballs and business cards for lawyers versed in defending kids in Juvenile Court to all the Bad boys and girls of the world.
However a lump of coal is fairly heavy and so Santa had contracted out to
Wicked Fairy Godmother Parcel Delivery Services to handle the delivery of stuff to the bad kids.
So on this fine night somewhere else a goat cart drawn by a team of flying crocodyles and goats had landed on the roof of a home where a bad boy and girl were located.The wicked fairy,being a particularly wicked fairy,didn't bother with going up and down the fireplace chimney but instead had taken a 20 pound maul and was swinging it vigorously as she smashed a hole in the roof so she and her guest could get inside,deliver the goods and perhaps get bribes from the terrified parents of the bad boy and girl.
Nearby in the goat cart sat a shivering guest,all bundled up in artificial werewolf pelts,namely Fred Jones Queens Counsel defender of bad boys and girls.The wicked fairy Esmer had handed Fred
the company cell phone and told him to keep a eye on any incoming phone calls whilst Esmer smashed her way through the roof.
So over the "Smash Crash Splinter Creak" from nearby the company phone began to vibrate and Fred pulled it out of all those artificial werewolf furs and flipped it open.
The cell phone was a conventional phone so Fred had no problem seeing that the screen said there was a incoming call from Santa.
So Fred pressed the ANSWER key and the screen showed the drooling tongue of a sheepdog,Jareds tongue.
The sheepdog backed a foot or so away from Santa's phone and in Animal said something bad had just happened to Santa,something about the old lardtub tripping and knocking himself out against the fireplace mantel.