Andrew found that he was alone in the house, so he decided to put on more ointment to see how big he could get.
Properly greased up, Andrew suddenly feels sleepy and lays down on bearskin rug with his naked greased up body.
He soon is snoring like a bear. This time he slept all day, and when he woke, he was staring at a bear's claw. He stretched his arms wide and was startled to see the bear claw move. Lumbering to his feet, Andrew was horrified to see that he was now covered with fur. He was a four hundred pound twin of the brown bear on the floor. Dropping to all fours, Andrew charged over to the ointment jar, and struggled with his claw fingers to hold the jar and read the label.
"WARNING: While using ointment avoid prolonged contact with non-human dna, as the genetic data may be transferred to the user."