It only took Ryan one tenth of a second to realize what had happened -
Johnny Fishernon had actually turned into a fish.
hIS WISH HAD COME TRUE, BUT NOT IN THE WAY HE WANTED!
"Oh my." Ryan said. "I sure hope Mom doesn't see you, Dad. She'll flip! She might even lay hard boiled eggs!"
Johnny the fish nodded.
"We'll have to think of a plan. Fast." Ryan said.
"All the same," HE thought, "I'd like to become a fish like you."
jOHNNY THE FISH NODDED.
SUDDENLY!
Ryan began to shrink!
"Dad! What's happening to me?!" Ryan exclaimed as he shrunk to doll-size, just like his dad did before him. Thankfully, his clothes shrunk with him, like his dad's had before him.
Then, Ryan disappeared in a little puff of smoke, leaving behind his doll-sized clothes.
Johnny looked, and a goldfish with Ryan's hair appeared next to him. "Ryan?" Johnny said. "You've become a fish too?"
"Yes, yes, I have." Ryan said. "It's awesome!"
"Totally!" Johnny said. "I sure wish my wife were here with us, and we could all be fish together; just swimming carefree in the ocean; not having to worry about things, like clothes, money, anything. Just being able to swim carefree in the oceans all around the world."
"I agree, Dad." Ryan said.