I lost sight of Ms Butz in the crowd and had to get off my makeshift stage to try and find her. When I did I found that someone was making out with her. He seemed reluctant to let her go. For a moment you considered letting him have her but then that wouldn't be any fun.
"I wish you'd give Officer Butz back to me," I instructed as I reached out to grab her head.
I examined her condition, it wasn't too bad. She was missing her hat and her hair was no longer tied up on a bun. She also had a few lipstick marks from a few kisses as well as her own smeared makeup.
"I'm arresting you all after this!" Ms Butz yelled but no one paid her any mind. How could they, before she got here I wished that the audience would love my show no matter what. I just didn't expect them to be this eager. "Especially you two!" She must've been referring to me and the guy who had the make out session with her.
"Calm down officer we're just having a bit of fun," I teased as I placed her head on the box that contained her body. I then directed my attention to the crowd. "Now we all know how Ms Butz is as a equestrian officer, giving tickets out just to meet her quota at our expense, so I was thinking she needs a career change. She's a good officer, she's just a bit of a bitch, so I think she should remain a cop. However I'm transferring her to the dog squad."
I pulled out my wand I wished for earlier and waved it at Ms Butz's horse, turning him into a female German Shepard. I then grabbed the chain saw and cut the confused dog's head off. I smiled at Ms Butz as I brought the head over to the boxes and attached the head to her body.
"I wish you would act like a normal but fun loving police officer," I whispered into the dog's ear as I lifted Ms Butz off the box and let her body with the dog head out. "Lady's and gentlemen, meet our latest Police officer, Officer Doggo. She'll be filling in for Ms Butz from here on out."
The crowd applauded at their new bizarre officer, who barked as she saluted the townsfolk before jumping off the stage to retrieve her hat.
I then waked over to the headless German Shepard and attached Ms Butz to the dog's body. Though I wasn't sure what to do with her now.