"So if we can get a couple different babes to spit in the water supply, we'll spread the 'gift' faster than ever?" Jojo asked.
"Correct." the librarian replied. "But it does leave the issue of lesbians not created by the gift."
"Yeah, how would we handle them?" Jojo asked.
Suddenly the back door was kicked open.
"JOJO , HOLY FUCK!" Tabbi shouted.
"Excuse me, there's a story time meeting for pre-schoolers in the adjacent room." one of the librarian's assistants scolded.
"Jojo, holy fuck." Tabbi whispered.
"What?" Jojo asked quietly.
"The craziest thing just happened at the skate park." Tabbi replied.
"Well, what was it?!" Jojo asked.
Tabbi explained everything that went down at the skate park to the curiosity of the librarians.
"So, you're saying that we could bring them over to our side?" Jojo asked.
"Obvi!" Tabbi said.
"And how can we... prove this?" the librarian asked.
"Well..." Tabbi started.
And then the door was kicked open again.
"TABBI, HOLY FUCK!" Annie shouted.
"SSSSSSSSSH!" The librarian scolded.
"She's actually one of us! Look!" Annie said as she showed them a video on her phone.
"I see... this requires further study." the librarian said, "In the mean time, maybe you can deal with the mothers upset that two young women just screamed the f-bomb back here, hmmm?"
"On it." Tabbi said.
"Right behind yah." Annie added.