"Hi Jennifer, how are you doing?" You ask her.
Turning around, she looks at you, smiles, and laughs. "Wow, Dan, I didn't expect to see you here today. At least not dressed up like this! I am having a good day; thanks for asking. I've been having fun with my friends riding the rides and playing some games. How about you? What have you been doing today?" "Have you been a good boy?" she asks you in a tone used to talk to dogs or babies. She reaches over and pats you on the head. Behind you crouching behind a game booth, Dan sets the remote to 2 and pushes the white button. Not knowing why, you bark at Jennifer, "RUFF!"
You look at her feeling very confused. "I'm having a good day today too, but why are you talking to me like that? What's wrong with how I'm dressed?"
"Billy! You're too funny!" Jen says. "I love your makeup! What tricks can you do? Beg!" She commands. Dan turns the remote to 3 and pushes the white button. Unknowingly, you drop to your knees and start begging by waving your "paws" in the air. "Ok, roll over," Jen says. Dan sets the remote to 4 and pushes the white button again. You feel yourself drop to the ground and roll over.
Standing back up, you notice that you are feeling very strange. You are getting increasingly suggestible to direct commands, like obeying Jen when she told you to roll over. You start to panic as you feel your mind clouding over a little bit. "Jen, PLEASE!" you beg her. "I'm not being funny! What do you mean you 'love my makeup'? Why are you talking to me like I'm a dog? I don't understand what's happening right now! I don't feel like myself!"
"Awe, sweetie!" said Jennifer gently. "Are you feeling ok? I thought you came to the carnival dressed like a dog just for fun! I was gonna say it takes some courage to do that.... but are you aware of what you look like right now?"
"Dressed like a dog!?!?! What you you mean?" you almost screamed.
"Maybe you should see for yourself," she tells you, pulling a compact makeup mirror out of her purse. "Come over here." Obediently, you comply. "Now brace yourself, it looks like you've been body-painted as a dog from head to toe." She holds the mirror up to your face.
As you look into the mirror at your reflection, you see a white spotted dalmatian face staring back at you. You become aware that you are wearing nothing more than a speedo and paint. "WHAAA--- ARF ARF RUFFFF!" you scream. You snatch the mirror and inspect your body. "What happened to me? This is a cruel prank; I have no idea how I got painted like this. I'm so embarrassed," you tell her.
"Don't be embarrassed Billy! I was just about to tell you how cute you look! Maybe I could adopt you as a pet and take you home with me!" she giggled. Re-thinking what she had said, she apologized, "Sorry, I shouldn't laugh at your misfortune. Let me help get you cleaned up." She dug through her purse and pulled out a small bottle of makeup remover and a handkerchief. Spraying the solution on her handkerchief, she began wiping at your face. "We'll have you back to yourself in a jiffy, Billy," she said. After several seconds, she stopped wiping. "Hmm, that's odd. I can't seem to get this to come off; let me try on your hand." "Shake!" she commanded, giggling. Obediently you stuck your paw-er-hand out to her. She took her cloth and scrubbed your hand vigorously. Your hand remained white. "Oh my goodness," she said, "I don't know what you got painted with, but I don't think it's going to come off. I use this stuff to get off waterproof mascara, which is almost impossible to get off otherwise, but this paint on you won't even smudge!"
At this point Dan stood up from his hiding place and walked towards you. You looked at him surprised, not remembering that he was with you just minutes before. "Hey Billy, it looks like you're having an intimate moment over here. Maybe it's time to tell Jen how you really feel!" said Dan, holding down the yellow button on the remote.
"J-J-J-Jen," you stutter. I don't know how to *ARF* say t-t-t-this, but I *RUFF*--- I really *RUFF* --- I love *ARFF* --- I RUFF you!" you finally manage to stutter.
"Oh, Billy, wow, I - I had no idea you felt this way." Jen said, shocked. Behind you, Dan pushed the white button and set the remote all the way to 10. You felt a shock in your collar and lunged forward. "Billy, thank you for telling me. You should know that I..." Jennifer started to say. The last thing you remember feeling was an uncontrollable feeling of affection. Lunging forward, you jumped at Jen and planted a wet one on her cheek (dog kisses of course). Licking her cheeks and lips like a dog, you fell out of your human consciousness and the the animal thoughts took over.