(Disclaimer: based off another CYOC story, but remixed)
Matt was sitting down on his couch, minding his own business, when the doorbell rang. He went to answer the door, and was greeted by the deliveryman. "Package for... Matt?" the guy asked.
"Yeah, that's me" Matt signed for the package, thanked the guy, and took the box. He placed it on the dining room, and then gingerly opened it. He wasn't expecting anything... so who would send anything?
The box contained three smaller boxes, but each box was a separate product. Matt first pulled out a long rectangular box. "PENIS GROWTH PUMP" it read, "UP TO 36 INCHES MAX LENGTH". Matt snorted. Like it would ever work.
Pulling out the second box (which was square), Matt read the cover. "HEIGHTERIZER" this one read in 90s style letters. The box looked like it had come from a few years ago. On the bottom was printed "100% Satisfaction Guarantee". Matt wondered who the hell was sending all these. Finally, he pulled out the third box. This one was flat, and contained two pairs of boxers. Matt held them up, and noticed that a huge pouch in the front had been added - presumably to help with whatever "enhancement" the pump offered.