I am a little pissed that mom decided not only was I going to spend the first month of my last summer before college with my mom`s redneck family, but as a teen girl as well. I pull my I.D. witch says Jain Hazzel Andrews. You know what Hazzel sounds better than Jain. My head spins as my memories reshape them selves, Why I said I would come here is that in my male life my girlfriend not only broke up with me, she tolled me she was pregnant with my best friend`s baby, In my female life my girlfriend becomes my best friend and my best friend was my boyfriend and they both betrayed me by having a baby together, I went to the wedding, as the maid of hornner. I paid him back by nailing his best friend, who`s girl friend ran off with her cousin to Arkansas, what can I say you can put the redneck in the city, but it is hard to take the redneck out of the people. The wedding was only three weeks ago, I feel like I am going to throw up, so I run to the bathroom and make it to a stall just before I throw up, I swirl some mouth wash and spit it in the bowl. I find a pharmacy and buy a pregnancy test, my period is a week late. As I came out, I see Bobbi Sue, who I have not seen for a decade, with a baby in a front sling, my baby cousin Candy, both girls have a baby, Apple Joe is mother to Dawn.
Bobbi Sue runs over and hugs me. "You want to hold her" Bobbi asks. "Yes, I do" I say. I know how to hold a baby, both my older sisters have babies. My oldest sister has three kids and our middle sister has two kids. I pick up Candy and kiss her, she is so cute, is what my daughter would look like? As I hand Candy back to Bobbi, Apple Joe runs up with her own baby Dawn. Apple and I hug and I kiss Dawn. "Haz" yells a older female voice. I look up to see my aunt Vicky walking over to us. Vicky kisses her granddaughters and hug her daughters, than me. We head out of the mall and get in my aunt`s beat up old car. "O`god mom you have been driving this thing since high school" Bobbi Sue says as she belts in Candy. Apple just rolls her eyes as she belts in Dawn. They drive to the house.