"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, kicking off the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria.
"We're in cropped tops and short shorts today because we'll be meeting some new members, covering some new things, and laughing at some new mess-ups as we get ready for this year's IAC." said Abby.
"Before we begin, a big thank you to watchmojo.com and The Smoking Gun Presents... for color commentary and general humor." said Jessica.
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"One relatively new thing that has become part of Animalia is the Animalia Bowling Alley," said Roger, entering the bowling alley. "Part of it is that a lot of uplifted Animalians wanting to know what bowling balls are used for, besides crushing them with their bare hands as a show of strength."
"Of course, a lot of things had to have been modified, especially because Animalian feet aren't really suitable for standard bowling shoes, among other things." said Abby, as a pickup game was going on.
"Of course denser, heavier, specially made bowling balls had to be developed for Heavyweight, Superheavyweight, and Ultraheavyweight Animalians." said Simon, as one guy tried to use one such ball and was pulled by the kinetic energy of the ball over the line into the lane, much to everyone else's amusement. "And there are markings to allow such differences to be noticed. Animalia had to develop such bowling balls after this incident." After that, there was a clip shown from the autumn before last where Beth, newly converted into a Doberman Animalian, was doing some bowling and accidently threw her bowling ball (for humans) into the ceiling and broke an emergency sprinkler line. The joke for that one was that Beth wasn't getting back her shoe deposit.
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"We've come a long way in designing new sports equipment, especially things like soccer balls." said Malice, getting the next clip ready, "The only problem with our most recent incarnation is that it prevents the balls from bursting when poked with claws, but does so too well." Ignoring the lewd comments, Malice showed how one cat Animalian kicked the latest test ball into a wrought iron fence to test its "burst resistance", but not only did it resist, it bounced back and hit her square on her muzzle. That was followed up with Homer Simpson saying "Lousy, rotten karmic retribution."
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"It's no secret that Dinosaur City is going to be opened as part of the IAC." said Abby, "But part of it has been furniture large and strong enough to support Dinotopians, as well as having large enough gaps for tails, back sails in some cases, and similar things. While most of it come from furniture developed for the most famous giant, Robert Wadlow, some of the problems come from reinforcing them so that Dinotopians who weigh more than half a ton" (Stewie: "Say Whaaat?!) "can sit on them without this happening." At that, it showed a clip of Heather taking part in the latest furniture test with a kitchen chair. At first it seemed solid, but then it gave way suddenly, letting Heather fall on the floor.
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"And that's all the time we have for this episode." said Sarah, "See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."