Phil was intrigued by this book. Sitting at a cafe down the street, he examined it. It looked like something that his god-like brother would use to get his thoughts out.
Phil sighed longingly. He wished he could be as popular as his twin Adonis. He didn’t have any friends. He grabbed the book.
“Phil is amazing at making friends. Practically anyone he looks at will want to be his friend.”
“Well obviously,” Phil said out loud. Noah wouldn’t mind if he just wrote facts in his journal. That’s all it seemed to be. Phil was amazing at making friends.
“Excuse me,” said someone behind him. Noah turned around and it was a beautiful reporter. “Do you mind if we interview you? We’re trying to incorporate who all comes to each cafe in town. We need you to state your address so we can base it on location.”
“Well sure!” said Phil never missing an opportunity to make a friend. “My address is 0183 Oakland Park Drive. You or anyone watching this come over at any time.”
The reporter blushed, as did the camera man. The thanked Phil and let him go on his day.
Phil returned to his home down the street and saw numerous people flocking towards his house. Phil was excited, but not surprised. This is how it usually was after all.
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Noah stumbles gracefully into the shared room of his boyfriends. Only one of them was in there. They were sitting on a bed furiously jacking off to something in their hand. Noah walked over and found it to be a photo of himself.
“Neal,” Noah asked fervently. Neal came to his senses, but the actual sight made it worse and he continued. “NEAL. Have you seen my journal.”
Neal shook his head furiously. He grabbed Noah. Although slightly smaller now, his boyfriends were absolutely stronger. Neal began to kiss Noah and before long forced him onto him. Neal’s dick extended upwards, and Noah’s downwards.
Noah heard a knock on the door. He tried to wrench himself free, but he had made his boyfriends too strong. He pulled his head away momentarily to see the room shimmering. Neal orgasmed and fainted. Noah stood up to the the bedroom expanding as more identical beds kept popping up. Noah rushes downstairs to see an ever expanding living room full of people. Phil stood in the center greeting people. People young and old were streaming through the open door.
And all around these people popped up more and more copies of his Boyfriend. Names suddenly popped into his head, Gale, Will, Nile, Viny.
Noah does upstairs to his room and stared outside. The streets were lined with people. It became clear that his boyfriends didn’t have the book. Phil did. He looked outside again as his house encroached and overtook more property as it expanded.
Noah went downstairs and grabbed Phil, forcing him upstairs and into his room.
“Where’s my journal,” he said looking down at him. He now clearly could overpower Phil if he wanted to.
“I left it at the cafe down the street,” Phil said apologetically. “Just buy another one.”
“I can’t. I want that one.” Noah said exasperatingly.
“You and your 147 boyfriends can go get it,” Phil said angrily.
“They can’t get through the crowd of people!” Noah said loudly.
“I’m sure you and 151 other gods can overpower the general populace of our town,” Phil said annoyed. “I’m sorry I’m so popular.”
Noah stomped out and pushed his way through the hall. Some of his boyfriends smiled at him. Some people fainted or went lighted headed when they saw him or he moved past them.
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Noah eventually reached the cafe. They recurved little business as the parade of people moved down the road. A teenage boy was sitting at a table with the book in hand. To Noah’s dismay, he was writing something in it.
Noah quickly walked up and got his attention. Noah inadvertently winked and witnessed the immediate hard on from the boy. He felt a shockwave of something changing in the world and quickly grabbed the journal from him.