There was many things coming to and from the PR-MD offices, while those that came INTO were filed into either "Allow" or "Reject" files, while those that came FROM were often news reports of previous projects.
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The biggest report from the PR-MD office was that that the Titanic 2.X was nearing completion. The ship, which would have a moored tour before it's maiden voyage back to Europe, which was scheduled for June. While it was designed for a luxurious "recharging" cruise ship for Animalians, it was also Exhibit A of the old saying "Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.". Not only was the hull made of a single piece of "space-age" (as it's sometimes referred to) alloy designed to buckle, but not break, on impact, and be easily repaired when in dry dock. In the rare case that the hull was breached, the inside of the hull was portioned out into multiple, fully sealed, compartments designed to be easily emptied and repaired, again while in dry dock.
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There was also an interview by Travel Channel with one of the well known "dark side" Animalians, Lucy Greenwall of Wiccan's Woods. While most of it was actually quite common for business interviews, there was one question that seemed to strengthen the beliefs of many people who did believe in witchcraft.
"So your old owner left her grimoires to you?" asked the interviewer.
"Before she died, she taught me how to read the Theban Alphabet, which is often believed to only be understood by true practitioners of the Craft." Confirmed Lucy, who often went by Miss Greenwall while working, "This is the only thing that is written in English in my old owner's grimoires." When she opened the book to the front page, there was an ominous warning.
'To those NOT of this Craft - the reading of this book is FORBIDDEN! Proceed no further or justice will exact a swift and terrible retribution - and you will surely suffer at the hands of this craft.'
After the episode featuring the interview appeared on iTunes, there was one comment that was considered the most mysterious.
"I believe that witchcraft is real, but there is a fine line between knowing how to do witchcraft, and knowing how to do it right. If a witchcraft spell fails, it probably wasn't done right."
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There was one thing that was considered funny enough to allow on the Animalia Website, especially because of it's subject matter.
Andre was showering in WSA's locker room, seemingly without a care in the world when a girl went right for his butt while saying "Butt grab no justu!", which seemed to prove that she was a "ninja-otaku" as the term is sometimes known. His reaction made the video even more funny, and also made it clear that he was certainly not used to it. The girl who committed such an "attack" was punished with an after school detention, as well as writing "I will respect the personal boundaries of others." 500 times.
Part of what "explained" the attack was the fact that Andre was not only well over six inches in length, but also over twelve inches. Because of his previous CAH, all it took was a slight push of his "buttons" to put him in a slightly awkward position, to put it mildly. But that wasn't as bad as it would be, at least according to the schoolgirl giggles that accompanied it.
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One really surprising thing actually came from Lord Chumlee's estate in Britain. He was doing some do-it-yourself landscaping and renovations to his estate after he returned from Spookyville when he found what appeared to be a Roman era mosaic. After the archaeological authorities, they worked through the winter and uncovered what was clearly a Roman bath complex dating back to Emperor Trajan's time. Being one of those "eccentric" rich people, despite being an Animalian, Lord Chumlee thought it would be a good idea to create a "restored" version of the bath complex on his land as a kind of novelty hotel. Because there was already a plan on the drawing board for at least one Animalia Colony in Europe, it was decided by the British Parliament to allow a colony there. What really made it notorious was a comment that the planned hotel should be called Rome Laid Bare, after a level in an old Nintendo DSiWare game from Japan called Arc Style: Pro Jumper! Guilty Gear Tangent?!. After that, the lewd posts on the Animalia Website quickly got to five digits and many of them had to be blocked/removed.
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The most recent Project update came from Project Chimaera. Two mules had been found for the project, and after genetic testing, one was determined to be male, and the other was female, even though they were seemingly sterile. With the successful restoration of Heracles' fertility via the Virus, it was determined to see how the virus would affect mules.