As Izzae and Falk made there way through the forest at night naked to the Arrelian swamp they began to smell something through through there beer flavors burps and the forest.
“O’ll on now.” Izzae says stopping you. She sniffs the air a few times.
“Oi smel Gobz.” She says.
“u zurr it ain’t juss u?” You joke with your partner giving a playful punch that would have broken the should of a human.
“No. Diz serious.” Izzae says confidently.
You put your hands behind your head and let out a sigh. “Zo wut? Iz juss gobz.” You ask. “We sill far from da paz.”
“No. We suppose to kill gobz diz time for shinny fingz.” Izzae says and she gets that look on her face that told you she was coming up with a plan. “So if we kill mor gobz. Den... we get mor shiny fingz.”
You liked the sound of that.
“Leed da way sezzy.” You say following close behind Izzae’s sexy ass as she leads you into the dark forest.
Soon you find a small goblin camp with 5 goblins and a captured elven Princess sitting in a wooden stick cage weeping.
“Dem Gobz got en Elff.” You say in amazement. “Ow de doo dat?”
Thanks to how dark it was, and general goblin stupidity. You and Izzae were concealed in the bushes perfectly, your green skin blending in while you both spies on the goblins with your butts sticking up.
“Elfz got LOOOODZ uf shiny bitz.” Izzae said what you were thinking.
“Ef we zave er. Den we drink fur loif.” Falk said getting excited at the prospect of limitless alcohol for her and her partner by her side.
“One problem doe” Izzae interrupted your fantasy of endless booze. “Ow we git her out save?”
Izzae was right. But you had to come up with something. You work your orc brain to its limits till you finally come up with a good plan.
“OI’ve got it!” You yell out then put your hands over your mouth. Thankfully the goblins didn’t seam to hear you.
You wisper to your partner. “Uzz go in an krump em from da front... den wile deyz bizzy fighten u. I go aroun bak an grab da prinzess.”
Izzae looked at you “jenniuz!”
Izzae kisses you on the lips then slips away to start attacking the goblins.
You slip by unnoticed till your right by the cage.
You hear Izzae make a lot of noise as she ran down the mountain naked swinging a large stick. The goblins instead of fighting ran away from the orc into the woods leaving the princess. The princess appears frightened by the naked orc and backs away in her cage towards you.
She noticed you and starts to scream as you smash her wooden cage to pieces with your bear hands.
“Not to wory prinzess. Wez gunna safe u.” You say in your friendliest voice as you walk up to the shivering princess.
The high elven princess takes one look at your green bulge skin. Your muscles that could crush her bones, white tusks that could break skin, breasts that were larger than her head and faints.
You and Izzae stand there looking down at the high elf princess. You lightly kick her face twice with your foot but she doesn’t wake up.
“Lezt cary her wile she napz.” You say.
You effortlessly lift up the elf princess and drape her over your shoulders carrying her on your back as you and Izzae walk off into the night.