Suddenly, Doug was pulled over by a cop.
"I'm sorry, officer, was I speeding?" he asked.
"Slightly." the cop said, quite disturbed by Doug's appearnace. "I'm just gonna let you off with a warning this time."
Suddenly, Doug began to feel like he was hurling.
Then, his skin turned blue, from head to toe.
his hair vanished, as well as his clothes , and his hands and arms became tentacles, and his feet gained 3 toes.
Doug had turned into a tickle monster!
"Holy shit!" the cop exclaimed. "That's way against my job description!"
Doug's ticklish tentalces grabbed the cop and tickeld him endlessly. the cop laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed till the tears poured outta his eyes.
Suddenly; this happened: