"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Abby, starting the newest episode.
"In honor of Groundhog's day," said Sophie, "We're looking at some of the funniest things that have happened in Animalia."
"That also includes some of the funniest fails in attempts for love." said Roland, holding Sophie's hand. "That's why it's called 'Goofy Goober Groundhog Day Special'." At that bad joke, Hank Hill commented, "I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."
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"Nude sunbathing is a popular activity on Anka Islet at Mieni Atoll," said Malice, "But you not only need the proper protection, you also need to know when to turn yourselves over or else this happens." Then there was an image of a nude tourist (with digitally rendered 'whoopsie' to preserve modesty as well as pixelated face to preserve 'dignity') lobster red from head to foot.
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"Some males would say that a pretty girl drinking a beer is one of the more 'pleasing to the eye'," said Simon, "But this clip should warn those guys wanting to add 'unparalleled wit' to any such scene, especially in Animalia." Then the clip showed Camille taking a break and drinking some Orangina. Then a guy decided to take a seat near her, and for some unknown reason decided it was a good idea to nudge the bottle while Camille was drinking from it. The end result was Camille spraying the bottle's contents into the would-be Romeo's face in surprise. The most common comment after that result was "sweet justice".
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"Two of our newest members of Project Chimera, mules known as Nelly and Olly, helped confirm something else that helped prove another part of furry fandom false." said Sophie later, (Stewie: Say Whaaat?!) "Because Nelly and Ollie are siblings, it proved that incest, or at least inbreeding is avoided in the Animal Kingdom at least." At that, there was a scene from The Big Lebowski where one of the characters says 'That's marvelous.' "But you better be careful when dating them, they might not be as stubborn as some portray them to be, but they have enough cynical sarcasm in them to drive some people up the wall." At that, Joker from Batman commented, 'I like him already.'.
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"If you're going to show off some diving skills, make sure you use something both reasonable and, above all, solid." said Malice, "Or else this happens." Then a clip was shown of a guy trying to show off some diving by using seemingly more available lidded garbage cans, but the problem was when he tried to jump off, he somehow got his foot caught in the revolving lid and really messed it up.
"THIS clip should illustrate why there are rules not to run around near the pool." said Sarah, after some laughs were had. Then she showed a clip of some guys trying to show off their macho sides to some female Animalians by doing running backflips over another guy into the pool, but one guy lost traction and slammed feet first into the guy they were doing backflips over.
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"That's all the time we have for this episode." said Jessica, winding up another episode. "Join us next time for Animalia Ambassadoria's special coverage of this year's Lunar New Year Festival. Until then, see you next time in the wilds of Animalia."