"What the fuck?" exclaimed Rick, "Bruno? Chad?"
"Help-uh, glub!" shouted Chad swallowing a mouthful of foul liquid.
"Unauthorized presence, Bruno Drone will pacify." Bruno said climbing out of the tank. A sneaker kicked him in the face, sending him backward with a splash that drenched Chad's head in liquid.
"I followed Bruno, and man this is weird? What are you doing to Chad?"
"The specimen formerly known as Chad is being converted to a drone for service to our master. I will upload and download the Chad persona and replace him at school on Monday," Bruno said as he started to climb out again.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Drones must obey as long as it does not conflict with master's orders."
A foot to the shoulder pushes him back in.
"So, you have to tell the truth?"