You decide to sneak past the guards. You find and beanie to cover your ears and tuck your tail back into your shorts. As soon as your feet touch dirt you feel something wrong. The changes again! You feel your ankles crack and realign and loose feeling to your toes. You look down to find a new set of hooves attached to perfect jack ass legs.
"Oh shiiiheeeeehawwww!" You just brayed!
You step back onto the pavement with a loud "clop" feeling the changes stop again. Your lips feel odd almost rubbery. You are worse off than you started!