Ashley was just looking out the window pointing and clicking with both the deletion ray and the npc manipulator on random passerby's. Changing some people's genders, making their boobs and dicks grow to absurd proportions, watching someone's clothes just float down as they get emptied, one time made a guy giant and then delete him.
Meanwhile she was doing that you were looking online and found a way to watch actual TV and other streaming sites. Before you went to watch something you wanted you decided to turn on the TV and look at what was on and... You coulda sworn whatever was on was paused, but it wasn't there was a slight amount of movement. You decided to message the administrator. You typed out an email "Why is the TV moving at the speed of a snail?" The TV actually started to properly display whatever was on as-
THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE. AS DATA YOU WERE IN A COMPUTER SIMULATION BEING RUN A FEW THOUSAND TIMES FASTER THAN ACTUAL TIME. THIS WAS DONE SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT A LONG TIME AND YOU WOULDN'T MISS MUCH. ALTHOUGH NOW THAT YOU'VE TURNED ON THE TV. WELL YOU CAN'T PUT ON WHAT HASN'T COME RIGHT? LOOKS LIKE YOUR MAKING THAT NPC A LITTLE SENTIENT
you asked "Can I not?"
IT'S CONSIDERED BAD FORM WHEN ACTUALLY ONLINE, BUT YOU ARE BASED ON A HUMAN AND YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THE STREAMING SITES WILL STILL WORK LIKE NORMAL, JUST WONT BE UPDATED. NEED ME TO KEEP YOUR TIME NORMALLY?
You said "No, just speed us up, eventually i'll either get bored being offline and for you it'll seem like I got bored in an instant." then looking over at Ashley and her body pillow sized dick all you could ask her was "Having fun?"
Ashley said "I just wondered what one felt like." pouting she tried to click on you.
You said "I told you that doesn't work as I am a pc. The only way I can change that is by going to the plastic surgeon."
Ashley asked "Well what do you want to do?"
You looked at your cheat items and said "How about we?"