It was around 5 or 6 o'clock when I woke up. I wasn't surprised to see that I was back in the body of my toddler self once again. Just like clockwork, I was getting ready to go to a nearby orphanage. With my phone in hand, ready to call 911 then not answer, I was interrupted with a knock on the door.
Knowing today was my birthday, I should have realized that there was going to be friends and family trying to celebrate my birthday.
I didn't have a minute to attempt to hide, because whoever was at the door had a key. They opened the door, and found me, a naked toddler on the phone.
The person who was knocking was a friend of mine, Matt, who I've known for a few years. He looked around, expecting some parent to apologize for my nudeness.
”Uh, hey little buddy! Where is your mommy and daddy?” he hesitantly asked.
I couldn’t think of anything right now. A friend of mine was in front of me, while I’m still a naked toddler.
He closed the door and got on his phone. I noticed he dialed 911, so he’d be doing me a favor.
“Yes hello, there seems to be a problem. I don’t know how to explain it, other than my friend is missing and there is a naked toddler in his house. No I don’t know who the toddler is. I’ll check and see if there is anything here just in case my friend has family visiting.” Matt walker around my house, checking everywhere for any diapers, clothes, or proof that I am not a random naked toddler.
“I couldn’t find anything. No diapers, no clothes, no nothing. Describe the boy? Well he looks to be around 1, maybe 2 years old. He has scruffy black hair and brown eyes. And for someone his age and in his situation, he's pretty calm.”
Matt kept talking to the police and then hung up once he was finished.
”We're gonna find your mommy and daddy ok.” he told me. ”Do you have to go potty?” I shook my head no, knowing I'll just be diapered in a few minutes.
”Well, are you hungry?” I shrugged my shoulders. I wasn't hungry yet, but I'd accept some snack. Matt went into the kitchen and grabbed some cereal. He poured it into a bowl and gave it to me as is.
I sat on the floor, naked, and eating cereal. This was a great way to spend my birthday.
A few minutes later, two police officers arrived, a female and a male. The female officer was holding a small package of baby diapers, and started changing me right where I was. Then she started to coo at me, thinking she was making me feel safe or protected in some way.
While I was dealing with that, Matt was being questioned by the officer. He kept asking him about why I was there naked and also why his adult friend was missing.
After that, I was laid on the couch and my whole house was searched. I wasn't sure what they were looking for, but they managed to find one thing, and I somehow forgot about it.
You know when a baby is dropped off at a house, its in a basket with a note saying ”please take care of my baby”. Well, that was plan B, and now its backfiring.
”Obviously this kid’s parents gave him away, and your friend must be out getting some supplies for the child. Once he is back, we’d have to question him about his idea of keeping a child naked and alone” one of the officers said.
Matt promised to call them once my adult body arrived, and they left.
Now it was Matt, who thinks I'm just a normal toddler, and me, diapered, and not hungry anymore.