Damon was out, in the park, after going on a date with his girlfriend Monica. "Sure is a beautiful day today."
As he wonders through the park. Damon comes upon a fountain that he never seen before.
"They must have put this in. Sure is a beautiful fountain." Damon then sees a plaque on the fountain."
"Pee in the fountain and live forever." Damon didn't know what to say. "Are they for real with this."
Damon then suddenly had an urge to take a piss. Seeing no one was around. Damon stands, on the fountain, and unzips his pants as he starts to piss.
"Aw yeah that's much better." What he doesn't know the fountain was curse. Whoever pee's, in the fountain, shall turn into stone.
Damon's legs starts to turn stone as it goes up his body. Damon doesn't notice as he continues to piss.
In a few seconds. Damon had turn into stone. He was now a statue for the fountain as it waits for its next victim.