The remote hits a humming bird purely by chance, there is a large flash and you drop the remote.
You look down and don’t notice any changes. Until you feel your already speed up heart beating faster than before. It felt like it was beating close to the speed of light. As it beats your chest begins to swell. It pushes forward similar to breasts, then your hips cave in, you feel a pain between your legs and get the feeling that bird was female. Your chest keeps growing, and your waist shrinks to inhuman proportions. You take off your shirt to get a better view.
Your whole body is raked with a tingling sensation as tiny feathers grow. There shine and apear similar to a rainbow. Tail feathers also grow just above your but.
You place your hand on your feathery extended chest and feel your machine gun of a heart pumping blood a mile a minute.
You look down and see a humming bird with a human torso trying desperately to flap its wings and fly again.
You leave it alone and pick up the remote.
Again this wasn’t what you wanted either, but how likely is it to hit a humming bird again?
You decide to keep your new torso and look around for more bird parts to add to your body.