Now the fountain had been placed there by a evil greedy shape shifting dragoness who generally disguised herself as a scowling landlady who rented her apartments,filled with cockroaches,to the Towns winos and drunks.
Several hundred years ago her dragon ancestors would have sat on a pile of cursed gold coins,with the odd dwarf skeleton poking out,in a cave,kidnapping maidens and flaming knights.
These days however dragons and dragoness's tended to disguise themselves as human criminals,landladies and politicians.
So the dragoness,in her human form,drove over to the park in her old 1989 pickup truck to check on whether her Cursed Well needed repairs and to clear out any statues near it.
Now at the time Brendan had been dating another dragoness,a younger one.though he didn't know his girlfriend was really a dragoness.Brendan's dragoness girlfriend had given her boyfriend
Brendan a charm necklace that was in the shape of two lesbian dragoness's
and although Brendan was now made of stone,that Lesbian charm had remained unchanged.
So when the dragoness landlady came apon Brendan she knew by looking at the charm that this cursed human was dating another dragoness.
So having superhuman strength she lifted up stone Brendan and placed him in the cargo bed of her pickup truck.
She then went back,picked up stone Damon and dropped him into the pickup truck.She then gave the Cursed Well its weekly maintenance and feeding of cursed dragons hoard coins to keep it happy
and drove off in the pickup truck with stone Damon and Brendan,to decide what to do with them.
Brendans fate was the more sure one.Somewhere out there was another dragoness who would pay the dragoness landlady
gems or other treasure to get her boyfriend Brendan back.