Meanwhile, the next morning at the barber shop, the barber saw a young man come in through the door. He was around 5'7 and seemed to be a college student, but had a sad look on his face. He walked with no confidence at all and when the barber tied the cape around him he asked what he would like
"Oh.....just a trim please"
The Barber paused and said "Are you really sure..."
Nothing was said for a few minutes, but then the boy gasped and said "Well, I just had my 18th Birthday a few daya ago and well......I'm just so sick of being a pasny preppy earning a major in Biology or whatever. Everytime I pass a rough, muscular football jock....or, a construction worker with a 9th grade education but body hair all over and a beard..I want to be them. I mean, not super-vein popping hardcore muscle...that's gross. But, i wish i was as dumb, as easygoing, and relaxed as they were. So, maybe if you give me a high-and-tight or a flattop or something, i can be a little close to that. It'll let me live my dream until my hair grows out I guess...."
Little did the young man know how close he was to having his dream come true