"Jen, I'm glad that Dan finally got what was coming to him, but right now I still look like a dog. I don't want to be a dog anymore, I want to be Billy again. Until I can look like myself again, Dan still has got the better of me, even if he's stuck as a clown!"
"But Billy! You look so cute that way!" Jen exclaimed. "At least let me get your picture." Reluctantly, you let her snuggle up close and take a selfie of the two of you. "Now, I want you to lick me on the cheek. Give me a doggy kiss!" she said, excitedly.
"No, c'mon! I just want to get this paint off me! Stop trying to drag this out." you whined.
Sticking her hand in her pocket, Jen pressed the orange button on your remote. "Gimme a kiss!" she commanded. Obediently, you licked her cheek while she took another selfie.
"Wha-What happened?" you ask her. Coming to your senses you realize that you just licked her cheek, but you have no idea why.
"Good boy!" Jen exclaimed. "Now, it's time for your bath -err- shower that you've been asking for. She grabbed a pink towel and washcloth and handed them to you. "The bathroom is right across the hall. Good luck!"
"Thanks!" you reply, taking the towel and washcloth. You walk into the bathroom and shut the door. "Man this has been an embarrassing day," you think to yourself. "At least I'll finally be able to wash this paint off, and I'll never have to look like a big old dog again!" You undress and step into the shower. Suddenly you realize that you are still wearing a collar around your neck; you reach up and try to unclip it, but it won't come off. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to cut that off later" you sigh. In the shower, you empty half a bottle of soap onto yourself and lather up. You scrub yourself furiously from head to toe for 20 minutes; the water is running so hot that you can barely see through the steam. "That should do it," you say, turning off the water. It feels good to have clean skin again. As the steam clears, you glance into the floor length mirror on the door and see your reflection.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"