"You really shouldn't have called the police, Coach. You will be in more trouble than you know," warned the stranger.
"You pervert. God knows what you did to Jeff?" he said shaking his head, "The kid looks a total mess."
"You have no idea. But I didn't do anything to him. You did, and your players did. He was that fleshlight, you all had so much fun with. I merely turned him back into a human after being a fleshlight for a year. He's a total cock hound now." The strange man smiled evilly and nonchalantly tried to get his hands free.
"That's crazy talk!" said the coach.
"If you would just give me my c-uh-smart phone, I can prove it."
The coach just glared at him. The sound of sirens made both men turn their heads. The school was only a few minutes from the police station.