Suddenly, a schlubby guy with a bad looking beard walked in.
'OH FUCK, Someone's coming!' Cailin thought.
"Alright, time for a little rub-a-dub-dub." he grinned while wringing his hands.
'I don't like where this is going.' Cailin thought.
Much as the transformed slime suspected, this greasy guy immediately opened up the porn folder and unzipped his pants.
'OH GOD, IT LOOKS LIKE A DRY OLD BRAUT STUFFED IN A PRUNE!' she mentally screamed as he scrolled through the pictures.
This folder was full of ladies with varying clothes (or lack thereof) and poses this sicko rubbed his dong to (not that Colin had never... you know).
A cowgirl spread eagle.
Two rapper girls smacking their asses together.
A bikini model oiling herself.
A Zero Suit Samus cosplay?
"Heyyyy, that's pretty gooood." Cailin suddenly smiled.
"AHHHHH!" the schlub yelled while falling back in his chair. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
'Fuck!' Cailin frantically thought as her digital eyes darted around.
"What are you, some kinda Aye- Eye?" he asked.
'Bingo!' she thought.
"Yes, I am an AI program designed by a group seeking to overtake this facility." Cailin said with an unflinching smile.
The schlub laughed and said "Oh ho ho ho, wait 'til the doc..."
"Sees footage of you masturbating with his computer?Okay. UPLOADING FOOTAGE..." the secret slime robotically said.
"No wait! They'll kick me out if they find that out!" he pleaded.
"If this is not what you wish, you will do as I say." Cailin said with the same blank smile.
"Okay, okay, I'll do it!" he said.
"Good." the phoney AI replied. "First, upload me to your phone."
As soon as the phone got hooked up, Cailin seeped herself in and melded with the device, replicating the phone as she was "downloaded".
"Caili System, Uploaded. Thank You... Earl." the AI read. "Now, please direct me to the central system."
"I know where that is, down the hall, past some checkpoints!" Earl declared as he ran out.
The fake computer melted as soon as he did.