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Dealing with annoyances at the Spring Carnival

added by makutamon 4 years ago O

Like all big public festivals in Animalia, there were the occasional annoying things that most Animalians had to deal with. But a lot of them were to be expected by this time.

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Andre was grumbling under his breath as for the fourteenth time in this week a girl made a grab for his butt. But fortunately there was something that a PR-MD agent wanted to share with him.

"Apparently a new girl for Project Phoenix would like to meet you." said the agent.

... or not.

"Really?" asked Andre, doing his 'don't lose control' mantra in his head.

"Apparently this 'Melissa Drake' became a paraplegic after losing her legs at an illegal motorcycle race in a crash." said the Agent, forwarding a memo to Brett Horne about it. "After that, she started playing video games to break her boredom, and she's found she really likes the Elder Scrolls Series."

"Oh?" asked Andre, glad to have something to change the subject enough to get his 'condition' under control. But what followed next make him say to himself 'I thought too soon.' before beginning the mantra again.

"According to her, she's always chosen a female Argonian to be her player character," continued the Agent, "and came up with a sexual roleplaying script for you and her based off of 'The Sultry Argonian Bard' from The Elder Scrolls V: Dawnguard expansion." That one seemingly made it even worse for Andre, so the agent gave him her contact information for Skype.

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Meanwhile, another agent was looking at a recent Animalia Fanfiction that had everyone shaking their head.

"I'm not sure why anyone would think it to be a good idea for Animalia being reduced to a cannibalistic society after a seemingly nuclear holocaust." said the agent.

"Since we don't know who this 'DIEDIEDIE' is, the best I can say is that he needed an outlet to vent after too much time playing Fallout and watching post-nuclear holocaust movies." said another.

"The people behind this are just nutters, as Hagrid would call them." said a third. "Just ignore them."

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A third headache was inflicted on Fleur. While mainly it was because Janice was drawing away from her a little more than she liked, it was because she had only decided to dress up as Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters for the Spring Carnival, and had gotten swarmed by stupid fanboys. But fortunately, a coworker managed to point her to Dr. Jones, who might help her understand Janice's drawing away from her.

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Apart from that, there wasn't too many unexpected headaches going on.


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