"Horst, do not even think of putting me in that dryer! You will line dry me," Ryan ordered, he was fed up with Horst's behaviour.
"Tch, tch, tch," said Horst as he tossed Ryan into the dryer, he added, "What we have here is a failure to communicate. See, Ry, you're a jockstrap now. Hell, no one even knows that I have you. Vinnie is trying to change an ordinary jockstrap into you. I kinda hope he succeeds, it's got to have a better attitude than you. Now you might be screaming that you will shrink, but dude, I'm counting on it. I like my straps stretched to breaking."
He couldn't hear Ryan's curses turn to outright begging before he closed the dryer door, as he was no longer in physical contact. He set the dryer to high, and set the timer for an hour, and went back to play video games. Somewhere around the 100th rotation in the dryer, it occurred to Ryan if reincarnation was real that Horst was either the Marquis DeSade or Torquemada in a previous life. Then he had a really horrible thought what do jockstraps get reincarnated as - or do they just end up landfill or incinerated? He blacked out not long after. When he came to Horst was wearing him.