As Andrew entered the bar he felt as if all eyes were on him. The massive stache definetly drew attention from girls and guys alike. He acted the part, although he was nervous, and order a beer. So, this is what its like being an adult! Andrew chugged down the beer and felt more manly with every sip. However, a strange sensation began to fill his body, he quickly paid for the beer and headed home. As he pulled into the driveway he felt a cloud cover his eyes and he quickly went to his bed. Just before he passed out he saw the bottle, "NEVER MIX WITH ALCOHOL WITHIN TWO DAYS OF APPLYING=UNDETERMINABLE RESULTS"... The next thing he knew he was being waken up by his father... "Andrew is that you?"