"I look like my nephew." Keith told you while you're walking through the streets. He's looking at himself, his arms, his legs, his chest and, of course, his package. "I had forgotten how small it is when you're younger. I almost miss to be hung like a horse!" He smiled and you smiled him back and then you both began to laugh.
"If you want to be a horse, I can help you with that!" You aimed at him with your keys but didn't press the button. You just want to scare him.
"No no no! I'm fine!" Keith raised his hands in defense. "It was difficult to find clothes that fit us, well... We fitted in them. Hehe."
You were walking for a while but you weren't able to recognize anything around you. It was getting late and you were getting tired, so you decided to stay on a bench for a while.
"I'm going to admit it, we're lost." Keith said while he swung his feet that now can't reach the floor. "However, I'm not angry or scared, I'm fine." You nodded while you're swinging your feet too. "You know, once you think about it, those keys are really cool! I mean, we're kids again!!"
"Yep, ten years younger." You said. "Not worries from school, girls or money. It's very relaxing."
"Can I ask you something?" Keith told you while he stared at you. "Can you transform me?"
"But I thought you didn't like it."
"I was scared at first but not anymore." Keith grinned. "You need to learn to use that thing and I want to be your guinea pig!"
"Are you sure? Things can get weird.."
"It's a risk I'm willing to take." He jumped out of the bench. "But we need to find another place, I need to take out my clothes."
You follow Keith through some alleys until you find a safe place to transform him. He began to undress while you made sure that no one is going around. He gave you his clothes and stood naked in front of you.
"I'm ready." He grinned while he took a Superman-like pose. "Change me!"
You shot at him and for a second an intense light blinds you. When it dissipated, you realized that Keith has dissappeared.
"Oh no! Shit!" You started to panic thinking that you'd disintegrated your best friend. You began to walk around afraid of the idea of killing him until you accidentally stepped on something. You crouched to take it and realized that it's an action figure that's resembles a little bit of your friend but older, maybe in his thirties, and very muscular. "Keith?" You talked to it but obviously it didn't answer. His lips are painted in the same grin he gave you before you hit him.
You put the toy on the ground and aimed at it with your keys. When you pressed the button the intense light reappeared and after a second you can see if your friend is back.
"Ugh, what happened? I don't remember anything." You hear your friend's voice but it's quite different from how you remember it. When your blindness is gone you saw at Keith and realized that he looks different or rather, identical to the action figure he was a moment ago. "Oh no! The keys malfunctioned! You've become smaller!!"
"No, it's you who have become taller."
"Wow! Awesome! So, am I older?" Keith said while he looked at his bigger arms.
"Not exactly, you look like a real size action figure." You told him while you put a hand on his right leg. "Your skin looks like rubber and you're hairless and..."
"Where's my dick?!!!" Keith screamed when he realized that he was nullo.
"That's what I meant, you look human, a superheroe perhaps, but you're not human."
"I'm a toy, huh?" Keith began to calm down. "So, I don't need to eat or breathe. Cool!"
"I'm glad you don't freak out too much." You smiled at him. "Now what?"
Keith smiled back at you and said. "Well... I want..."