"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, kicking off the latest episode.
"For this episode, we'll be showcasing some of the funniest things that ever happened during the Animalia Spring Carnival and Comic Convention." Said Abby
"For future reference," said Malice, "Since this year is the 2019 International Animalia Convention, Next year is going to be a more dedicated comic book convention, because this year managed to help explain both several things about popular culture, and some baffling behaviors towards uplifted Animalians."
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"Swans are one of the creatures we often associate with grace, composure, and elegance." said Abby, queuing up the next clip, "But give them a reason to be threatened, and swans can be straight up vicious." The clip they showed involved someone dressed up as Joker from Batman getting a little too into character around Castor and Pollux. They began making the noise that swan cygnets make when they feel threatened, causing Zeus to go into "wrath of god/father" mode, but fortunately he had enough self-control to not kill the annoyance, just give him a few amusing bruises as the would-be Joker got "slapped silly". At the end of the clip was an animation created by DC inspired by what was just shown where the most recent version of Joker was returning to Arkham rather beat up and Penguin asking him if Batman had set a new record for beating him in the shortest time.
"A swan." said Joker, rather shakily.
"What?" asked Penguin.
"I was attacked by a swan." said Joker again.
Later, Bruce was watching the coverage of a male swan attacking Joker in Gotham Park and thinking to himself, "Why didn't I think of that?"
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"There was another case of a taxidermists creation ending up at a Horizon Lab." said Jessica, showing an image of a giant sea serpent in Vilcabamba.
"The guy who brought it into the Lab got the Taxidermist Ed-iot of the Month award." said Roger, "For those who don't know what that is, it's an award given to those who are even more of an idiot than a regular idiot to think that something someone cooked up in the taxidermy shop is a real creature."
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"Now to explain what the most recent thing to appear on the internet is, with aid from the PR-MD offices." said Sophie. The clip they showed was of a seemingly giant Tyra Wrex rampaging through an unknown city with several skyscrapers, with her knocking several of them over, with one of them sending a skyscraper tumbling with an exaggerated hip bump. She was also doing battle with some tanks and airplanes.
"That's not only not real," said Roland, "But it's a special effects interactive display that was part of the Comic Book Convention."
"First off, the planes and tanks Tyra's doing battle with weren't made in since WWII. Those are just model WWII-era German tanks and planes bought from a local hobby store." said Abby.
"Second of all, The reason that the city with all those skyscrapers is unknown is because they're all actually foam blocks painted a "green-screen" green, and digitally edited to resemble some of the more well-known skyscrapers from around the world." said Samson.
"Again, with aid from the PR-MD," said Sarah, "This was all part of an interactive special effects exhibit. Any claims to the contrary are false."
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"...and That's all the time we have for this episode." said Abby, after some more amusing clips, including one where Andre was seemingly playing a set of drums simply by flexing his muscles, which was actually a commercial for Old Spice Shedding Oil. "The next episode will be during the training for this year's IAC. See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."