Eric grunted as he dropped his luggage to the floor, slamming the door behind him. What a shit week. His engineering project had crashed and burned, the boss had threatened to fire him and he'd had to find his own transportation back. Last time he ever volunteered for a company as ungrateful as that.
On top of that, he'd gotten an email from the landlord that their rent was late. That one was the cherry on top of everything else. Aidan had sworn he'd do it. Of course, he had forgotten a few times already, so that had been fun to fix too.
No way in hell was he going to spend the day without heat or electricity because Aidan couldn't be bothered to do that one thing whilst Eric had work out of the state.
"Aidan?" he called out, but his roommate didn't bother. Probably jerking off in his room or something. His car was in the parking lot downstairs. Unless he was hiding from the landlord...
Just the thought made heated anger pump through his veins. That fucking... Urgh. He had better calm down before he started a shouting match. Right now, he only wanted to eat something and take a shower. After a moment's deliberation, he opted for the shower.
Eric stripped of all his clothes, not caring at the moment if Aidan walked in. They were both gay anyway. And he never had anything to be ashamed of. Right now, he was too tired to care.
He opened the door to the bathroom, taking the first step in before hearing a sort of yelp, and his foot landed on something soft, squishy. Surprised, he looked down.
... Had Aidan really left a dildo on the bathroom floor?
"What the hell?"
"Eric, it's me! Aidan!" the cock shouted, wiggling wildly left and right, as if it was trying to wave.
Honestly, it startled a laugh out of Eric. "Aidan? What the fuck happened to you? Got in touch with your spirit animal?"
"Oh, haha," Aidan deadpanned. "That stupid Chronivac got me stuck like this. You have to help me."
Chronivac? What kind of stupid shit had Aidan gotten involved with?
Well, it wouldn't hurt to get a little revenge. "Right. Well, right now, I'm beat, and I was about to take a shower. So you'll just have to wake."
"Are you serious?" Aidan shouted so loud a drip of pre oozed out of his slit. "Urgh, no, Eric, come on."
Eric easily stepped over the disembodied penis on the floor and got into the shower. With a smirk, he closed the curtain and turned on the hot water. Soon, the heat was seeping into his muscles, and he let out a sigh. Running gentle circles of soap on his muscled abs and legs, he closed his eyes and enjoyed the first good thing to happen to him in three days.
It felt even better hearing Aidan's cursing just over the sound of running water. Seriously, he'd known Aidan to screw up pretty badly over the years, but this? This had to be a record. Getting himself turned into a cock? And he had to hope someone would help him change back?
Eric's dick twitched under the hot water.
It was only when he was thoroughly soaked that he finally turned off the water. Not like Aidan needed a lot of hot water, anyway, right?
He almost burst out laughing again when he saw the penis on the floor, dickhead raised over his balls like a snake.
"Okay, you had your fun, Eric, can we-"
"Yeah, yeah," he cut the dick off, grabbing him with one hand. Mhmmm, nice length and girth. Actually. Too nice. He'd seen Aidan before. They'd fooled around and... "What's that Chronivac stuff you mentioned?"
"It's on my computer."
Eric went into Aidan's room, not bothering with clothes or a towel. He toed the red boxers on the ground, wondering if he should tease Aidan and shove him inside the underwear. Maybe joke about how it was where he belonged. Definitely later, at least.
He saw down at the computer and checked the stats for the latest transformation.
[Soft: 7 inches in length, and 5 in girth -- hard: 9.5 inches long and 6.5 girth]
[Subject: Aidan Starns. Transformation: Disembodied, sentient Penis and Balls. Duration: Permanent until changed.]
Permanent.
His dick throbbed so hard it almost hurt. Fuck. Aidan was stuck as a cock as long as Eric wanted? Sure, he had said he would help, but... wait, HAD he said he would help?
He grabbed the mouse and clicked.
"Eric, why did you close the tab?"
He grinned down at Aid- the dick. "Guess."
"You can't do this, Eric!" the nice fat cock cried out.
Eric chuckled. "Do what? Aidan, I didn't do anything. You're the one that transformed yourself into a living dildo. You can't blame it on me. If you hate it so much, just change yourself back."
Aidan wiggled helplessly in Eric's grip, hardening despite himself. His roommate's skin sent flickers of pure pleasure down his shaft from sheer friction. And for every bubble of bliss that went to his dickhead, his objections grew weaker. "It's... I wasn't... oooh, fuck..."
A thumb rubbed over his slit, *just* hard enough to send stars in his sight.
"Knew you'd loved it," Eric whispered, his breath tickling, sending shivers down Aidan's shaft. "Bet you actually did this to yourself on purpose."
Aidan stuttered an objection, as best as he could as he started choking on precum. The enormous tongue that ran along his sides and teased his tip made him tremble with building pleasure.
"Now, you will actually start contributing to the rent, Aidan."