Kyle: Time's up. Looks like you're getting both.
Jennifer rolled her eyes. Obviously this wasn't real, but she decided to play along.
Jen: [apathetically] Oh no. I'm so terrified.
Kyle: [frustrated] You should be. I know you like to voice your opinion on everything, even shit you don't know about. For your transformation, whenever you tell a lie or try to speak on something you know little to nothing about, your mouth will shoot down to your butt, and it'll stay like that for six hours or until you tell the truth or admit that you don't know what you're talking about. Oh, and it adds up meaning if during the six hours, you tell another lie or speak on something else you know little to nothing about, it'll add six more hours onto your time. Gives the phrase "talking out of your ass" a new meaning, huh? You'll still have to eat, meaning you gotta put the food wherever your mouth is. Oh and you'll still have to use the bathroom and you'll still have taste buds. I mean, you like to talk shit, so now you're gonna taste it as well. But I'll be nice and say that it won't be detrimental or toxic to your health, but because you'll eat, talk, AND shit from your ass, your internal organs will rearrange themselves. And your shit will taste worse with every lie you tell or uninformed opinion you give.
Jen: [disgusted] You're sick, dweeb. I'm done listening to your bullshit.
She tried to hang up, but found that her hand wouldn't let go.
Kyle: I'm NOT done. For your dare, I dare you to butt into every conversation with those you don't normally talk to. EVERY. SINGLE. CONVERSATION. TODAY. And you'll tell as many lies as humanely possible and be unable to tell the truth. Oh, and don't try to get out of going to school. You're going, no questions asked. Everyone will also not question this when it happens, but they WILL mock you for it and/or try to take advantage of it in some way. And you'll also forget this conversation, but before the first lie or uninformed opinion you give, you'll feel a sense of anxiety but you won't be able to understand why. See ya!
He hung up and Jen forgot the conversation, but anxiety ravaged her slightly.
"Is there a test or something today?" she trembled.
"No, I don't think so."
All of a sudden, she heard the bus honk and her legs got moving.