Cailin was there thinking for a moment or two when an idea popped up.
"Earl." the slime said robotically, "It may be wise to enter the inspection as the guard called 'Sid'."
"You sure that's a good idea?" Earl asked.
"It will make infiltration easier... unless you want your pornographic material e-mailed directly to Dr. Pharal and the other guards." Cailin said with a blank grin.
"Okay... here I go...." Earl sighed as the elevator stopped.
He quickly put "Caili" up to the digital lock for her to hack it open.
Boot fall filled the air as Earl scrambled to get in the outfit.
Guards filed in from both ends of the hallway, turning to face the center of the room with a straight back and firm stance.
"What am I supposed to do?" Earl quietly asked.
"As you humans would say, play it cool and follow everyone's lead." the slime said through a helmet earpiece, sounding a bit more human at the end there.
Earl stiffened up his stance with the disguised slime holstered into the phone clip on his pants.
"Who's givin' the inspection again?" Earl asked.
"We're lucky with this one... it's that elite guard cutlet Merlough." a guard grinned.
"Pamella Merlough? THE Pamella Merlough?" another guard asked.
"This is gonna be a good one." another guard smiled.
'What are they excited about?' Cailin thought 'It's just an inspEEEECTIONNNN.....'
In through that door walked a nice, tall lady guard.
She strolled in with a sense of authority... offset by her bobbing DDs and heaving ass.
"Alright knuckleheads, time for your inspection." she bluntly said as she went to the other end of the room.
"Get a load of that stack, am I right?" that first guard asked.
"I could watch it jiggle all day..." Cailin drooled.
"Easy there, tiger. Don't want her hearing that." the guard said to Earl.
"What was that?!" Earl quietly asked as the guards straightened up, inspection ready.
"It's..... my dialogue protocol, designed to help with infiltration." Cailin said into his ear to keep up her AI ruse.
"Excuse me, but am I interrupting something?" Pamella asked as she strolled over to them.
"MA'AM, NOTHING, MA'AM!" Earl blurted out with a salute.
"Well, then you won't mind if I start over here then." Pamella replied.
The soldier across from them slapped a salute.
"Your boots are a disgrace, McGraft." She scowled as Cailin's eyes locked onto her bent outwards buttcheeks straining against her pants.
"Hubba Hubba...." Cailin quietly said, stimulating her "goo boobs" as discretely as possible.
Pamella shot a glance over her shoulder.
Earl stood still as Cailin went quiet.
She looked over another guard, a chubby dude with his hand in his locker.
"Sneaking snacks into the locker room, really Gareth?" Pamella asked as she crossed her arms so tight that it lifted her breasts up.
Cailin's face was the definition of "HEAVY BREATHING".
"Is there something in particular your oogling?" Pamella scowled.
"No Ma'am." Earl said.
"Oh really?" Pamella asked, her bust swaying as she leaned in, her breasts inadvertently pressing up against him as Cailin sounded like a steamy kettle.
"Really Ma'am." Earl replied with beads of sweat creeping down his forehead.
She quietly scowled, before replying, "Alright then."
Cailin sighed in relief.... right as the guards-woman's ass smacked right against the "screen".
Suddenly an audio file popped up and Cailin wheezed in shock....