Cailin was getting bored waiting for something to happen, so it was time to link up to the internet.
"Let's see here.... Deviantart to look up some cringe to laugh at?" the slime asked.
A window popped up saying: SITE NOT ACCESSIBLE.
The help tag: This site has been blocked by your service provider.
"Youtube?"
SITE NOT ACCESSIBLE.
"Newgrounds?"
SITE NOT ACCESSIBLE.
"OH COME ON, WHAT IS ACCESSIBLE?!" the slime screamed.
Suddenly a file popped up.
"Oh... a random browser Poker game...." the slime sighed, "Yaaaaaaaaaaaay..."
The cards cued up for the tutorial.
"Oh.. what fun..." she said to herself.
************************************ Several Hours Later.... *********************************************************************
"COME ON BABY, I JUST NEED THE ONE!" the slime shouted.
And just like that, "OH YEAH, FULL HOUSE! READ'EM AND WEEP BITCHES!"
Cailin looked over to see a man in a lab coat staring at her.
"Uhhhhh.... one more round?" the slime smiled.
Her response was being pulled out of the wall and sent down the incinerator chute.
"How did you know you computer had somthin' up with it, sir?" a guard asked Dr. Pharall.
"This is my account. Those poker bets were being made with my credit card." the man replied. "A year's worth of research funds down the drain..."
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Game Over: Gambling never pays off.