You take a shiny red plastic clown nose nearly as big as a tennis ball. "Well, I guess I might as well try this on."
You place it on your own real nose and feel a strange tingling sensation. "Wha-what's happening?" you cry out.
"That's the magic," Uncle Jack says as he just stands there grinning.
Suddenly the tingling stops. You blink; the sensation is gone but you feel a strange giddiness in you that you never felt before.
After blinking a bit, you touch the end of the clown nose. Strange-instead of like plastic it feels kind of leathery and fleshy. And you can actually FEEL your fingers through it, as if it's your real nose!
You try it pull it off, but the clown nose won't budge. You try harder, but this time the nose gives off a loud HONK! accompanied by a strange, almost sensual feeling throughout your body.
"Uncle Jack, what is going on? Why won't it come off?" Suddenly you cover your hand with your mouth, realizing you voice sounded jolly and goofy.
Uncle Jack stepped aside, revealing a full length mirror. "Have a look John."
You look at your reflection and see....