"Hello everyone, and welcome to the newest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Abby, kicking off the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria.
"Today we're looking at some of the strangest/coolest members of Animalia." said Sarah, "Including some that might as well be mythical creatures."
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"Dan here is a bull with the condition known as Polymelia." said Malice, with her interview with Dan. "It's basically a fancy word that means that you have more than one limb."
During his interview with Malice, Dan managed to surprise everyone with and answer to one of Malice's questions.
"Is there anything you remember from your previous life before you were uplifted?" asked Malice.
"I do remember that the other bulls didn't like my extra limbs," said Dan, "and didn't hesitate to give me a bite or two. The most surprising thing that happened to me was when I met the family of one of the Rajput Martial Arts masters at Golden Mountain Dojo. The way they treated me was like I was a living deity to them."
"It's not unheard of." reassured Malice, "In Hinduism, the cow (or bull) is one of the most sacred animals, as well as many deities who we can safely assume also suffered from Polymelia."
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"Mob doctors become mob doctors because they sucked in the first place," said Shyra, before an interview with a project Dinotopian volunteer, "and I know because I was young when the Mafia was running things from the shadows in Las Vegas. But fortunately, those who suffer from the hands of mob doctors can have explant removal from licensed surgeons, guaranteed, before you can become registered in Project Phoenix or similar ones. But I can't guarantee that you won't be slapped with a hefty fine."
"Apparently this was the case with Nightwing, which is this member's gothic name." continued Jessica, "Apparently, since she was supposed to be a succubus at a gothic-themed nightclub/strip club, which has apparently extreme rules on dress code. Being forced to wear a "slimming" corset all the time during working hours as well as wearing extreme heels that resemble demonic hooves wasn't doing her health well, and her black market implants certainly weren't helping out. She had a falling out with her old boss, which resulted in her getting canned, as it's sometimes known. So she came to Project Dinotopia for "spiritual cleansing" as she called it. Her choice to be a therizinosaurus was what got most of her fees waved, since it was one of those that was not only extremely weird, but also was one of those that the scientists didn't have any data on. But she still got a hefty fine, which was only half of what it otherwise would be."
When she finally entered the room for her interview, Nightwing surprised everyone. Apparently being Dinotopian added to the Therizinosaur profile (long neck, large belly, huge claws, and tiny feet) enormous breasts and butt, large musculature, and somewhat distended abs on her large belly. During her interview, Nightwing revealed that she was going to leave behind her goth name and reassume her old name. While she was still interested in gothic subculture, she was now considered too happy to be a true goth. Animalians who were interested in gothic subculture were often referred to as "grey goths", which was considered "happier" than true goths, since many of them were able to find bondmates in a similar subculture, which true goths often considered a "demotion".
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"...and that's all the time we have for today." said Abby after several more interviews, including one each with Elly and Andre, who helped understand the link between their own disorders and RHS. "See you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."