"Transform!" Jen blurted out. "Not that the curse is real!" she quickly added, though with less confidence than she'd previously expressed.
"Ah, good, I was hoping you'd say that. Well, since you're such a bitch to everyone, I figured I'd give you some comeuppance. I overheard you calling another girl a 'fat cow' in the hallway a few weeks ago, and I think you should get a bit of a punishment for hurting her feelings, no?"
"Who the hell did I call a 'fat cow,' asshole?" Jen said, having forgotten all of the people she'd insulted over the years.
"It doesn't matter. What matters is that you did, and now you're going to pay for it."
"And how? Are you gonna turn me into a cow, you sick freak?"
"No, I have a better idea. You won't be fully cow, anyway. Only your digestive system will be. First your mouth will change, adapting itself to eating grasses and other plant matter. Then you'll gain the cows many stomachs, and all of them will be full-sized. You'll be absolutely huge, all of that stomach on your small frame will be absolutely hilarious to see you carry around! Get ready to make some patties, Jen."
*CLICK*
"What a sick little nerd," Jen said, putting down her phone. Just as she sat it down, however, a blinding pain flashed through her entire torso. She fell to the ground, and the pain quickly overwhelmed her, knocking her unconscious on her bedroom floor.