Max stirred in the morning light, his arms wrapped tightly around Evan. He felt Evan stir as well. Max began to rub all four of his arms around Evan’s amazing chest. Two rows of pecs and nearly endless abs.
In unison, the two stood upwards. Leaning over his shoulder, Max rested softly on Evan’s back with their skins attached to each other. Max felt an itch on one of Evan’s pecs and quickly scratched it.
“I’m hungry Max,” Evan said yawning. The two walked out on four pairs of legs and made their way across campus. The wind that morning was a bit cold on their naked bodies, but other than that it was a glorious sunrise.
At the dining hall, the pair sat down with a plate of food. Around them were a lot of empty tables with about 30 pairs of people sitting for breakfast.
“Mind if we join you?” asked someone to their right. It was Oscar and Pat. The pair sat down together and Pat began shoveling food down both of his heads. Oscar reaches around their conjoined stomach to get a bite as well.
Conversation continued until Max was suddenly hit by a sense of panic. He looked around. Why was every guy naked? Why were they all buff? Why were they all conjoined and with extra body parts?
Evan seemed to notice Max’s distressed and reached one of his six hands and rubbed their back. Max immediately forgot what he was thinking about and returned to the conversation at hand.
The pair was suddenly grabbed from behind. Both of the identical bodies turned around and looked to see who had grabbed the left body.
“By god there’s two of them,” said an old man wearing a robe. Max recognized him as a professor, but didn’t know of what.
“Is everything alright sir?” Max said out of his head on the other body.
“No it is NOT,” the man said loudly. He turned to a pupil behind him. They were very short compared to the rest of the room, only 6’ 8” or so. They too wore a strange looking robe, and stood there looking nervous and shameful.
“Do you know what you’ve done Carlyle?” the professor screamed. “You made our temporary solution for the lack of dorms ten times worse!”
“I didn’t know what it would do!” Carlyle said in defense.
“Look at them Carlyle!” the professor said loudly. He jumped back in shock for some reason, and many people were staring at him. “Damn it boy there’s three of them now. They have enough arms and legs and muscles to supply all the amputees of the world!”
Max was feeling uncomfortable, and he could feel Evan’s displeasure as well. As the professor jumped backwards, one of Max and Evan’s four bodies and one of Oscar and Pat’s six bodies tried to calm the professor and lead him away.
“Damn it Carlyle,” the professor said brushing the bodies off of him. “You are MOST certainly expelled. Rather than help solve our population problem, you’ve multiplied it. Now let’s get out of here and fix this before it gets out of our control.”
The man pulled the boy by the scruff of his neck and hurried out of the building. It seemed like the whole room was curious, and each rushed their bodies outside to see what the professor might do to the boy. Evan and Max has to push through the swarm of people, but couldn’t get very far with any of their bodies.
Discouraged, the pair was feeling a bit tired (for 8am) and returned to the dorm. They sifted through the dense crowds of the dorm hallway and began stuffing all of the bodies neatly into the dorm room. When all 23 of the bodies were in, they finally closed all 62 of their eyes and went to sleep.