Cailin could hear the janitor coming back and got an idea.
The old geezer walked in and noticed the spill was gone... and that a window was open on the doc's desktop.
"Strange...."he said to himself.
He walked over to the monitor and took a closer look.
It was a video with a text description:
"For the secrets of eternal youth, click play and press face against the screen."
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The janitor had been staring for about four and a half minutes, but nothing was happening right now.
It was just a black screen!
"Waste of my..." the janitor started.
Suddenly a strange tune began to chime as something flashed on screen, accompanied by a low laugh.
"What the hell?" the janitor asked, "Are those eyes?"
Suddenly, the haunting face of some kind of mechanical bear popped out of the screen and let out a loud screech.
The janitor fell back, clutching his chest as his arteries exploded.
"Is everything alright in here?" a technician asked, getting a full glimpse of the monitor with a robot bear's face.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" he spat in shock.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh.... Boo?" said Cailin.
The technician pulled out a tazer and struck the monitor head on, sending a surge powerful enough to make the slime explode into a steamy blue pulp.
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