Richard had slept the night in his company building, he was the company CEO. He liked being the CEO, because he was in charge of a bunch of people, he was in charge of people’s lives.
Richard walked outside and saw a soggy parcel on the ground, ‘great’, he thought as he walked out and snatched it in an attempt to not get wet. Though as he grabbed it he noticed a glimmer of something in the trees, could it be something of value?? Richard knew himself all too well, he grabbed an umbrella and walked over to it. He took a closer look at it. It was a rock, a strangely coloured rock. He grabbed it, “perfect,” he said aloud, “a grimy old rock, I wish I could just find a roll of one hundred dollar bills in the trees,” he noticed the rock shone brighter than it was before. He looked up to see none other than a nice, tightly rolled up roll of dollar bills. All one hundred. “Well it’s my lucky day,” he said staring at the money, he then took a look at the rock, “How about, I wish that my entire office is covered in money,” the rock shone again, he looked at his office window, it now had a hint of green. He raced up the stairs to his office. It was right, covered top to bottom with 100 dollar bills.
“Well, I’m a rich man with this thing, wait until my I get home to see my wife,” he stopped, “hold on, I wish my wife was here with me,” he looked behind himself. There, sat in his office chair, was his wife Linda. Holding the roll of bills he had.
“We’re you planning on telling me you had this??”
“We could have gone on vacation months ago,”
“Oh listen dear, vacation is no longer a priority, with this thing, we can own a continent..”