Ted smirks as he looks at Josh. "I'm back. I trust you enjoyed yourself?" he says.
"What have you done to me, you crazy fuck?" Josh seethes. He finds it difficult not to snort around his new pig snout. His voice is surprisingly deep and guttural. But still recognizably his.
"I just made you a little more attractive. You were cute before, but damn you're hot now!" Ted says. "I think you'll like being a werepig."
"Were...pig?" Josh asks, incredulously. He can't help himself from snorting in derision this time. "Like a werewolf? What, I'm going to oink at the moon when it's full?"
Ted looks annoyed. "No, it doesn't quite work like that. Werepigs are much different than werewolves. We transform when we're horny, but only after we eat something."
"You're telling me werewolves are real too? If you hadn't just turned me into...this...with your mad science experiment, I would think you're out of your mind," Josh says. And then he realizes what Ted said. "Wait. 'We?' You're a werepig?"
"Yes, I am a werepig. And I'm actually not sure if werewolves are real. Never met one."
"Why didn't you just bite me or something then? Isn't that how the whole 'were' thing works? Any why don't you look like I do?" Josh asks, bewildered.
Ted sighs. "As I said, werepigs are very different from the werewolf legends. We're a dying breed. The only way to be is werepig is to be born to werepig parents. It's genetic. I've only met a few werepigs in my whole life. It doesn't help that most werepigs are gay or lesbian, which only makes our population smaller. It's been a very lonely life. Fortunately, I've found a way to turn humans into werepigs by using a cum-based solution injected anally."
Josh touches his ass self-consciously. That stuff was cum? Ted continues talking.
"And I didn't transform when you did because I didn't eat anything. Are you familiar with the Law of Conservation of Mass? Matter cannot be created or destroyed. The anthropomorphic pig form is much more massive than a human, and that mass has to come from somewhere. So we usually binge. Or, in your case, have the extra mass injected into your asshole. But from now on, you'll be able to transform into a werepig when you're horny, but only after eating something."
Josh ponders what Ted is saying. "So that must mean I'm going to change back to human. How?"
Ted says, "..."