You walk through aisles of trinkets, baubles, masks, books, weapons, costumes, artifacts, curios, vitamins, ointments, perfumes, and just when you thought this store couldn't possibly hold anything else, you find an aisle of food!
Well, maybe calling it food is a little generous, it was food in the same sense that a gas station has food. They had soda's and energy drinks, chips, meat sticks, candy bars, candies, gum and more.
You suddenly realized you had spent more time in the store than you thought and you were feeling a little hungry. You really should just get some real food but some of these things seemed appealing.
Like everything in this store the brands seemed a little off, like the "Twink-y"s instead of normal Twinkies, or some knock off called The Smoking Gum. You got the feeling that someone made the gum just so they could make a "smoking gun" pun. "Hun Buns" looked deliciously unhealthy.
You turned a hungry eye toward the protein bars (the bear bar advertised it is made with real fruit and nuts) and the meat sticks (having a giggle that Thin Jon doesn't quite roll off the tongue like Slim Jim, they tried).
There was even a little spot for doughnuts which still looked fresh despite it being mid afternoon. The double chocolate devils food doughnut was advertised as "food for evil" which actually was a little unsettling but honestly fit in perfectly with the rest of this place. there were different flavors of "jelly belly" doughnuts, but the funniest was the "Cream So Much" Bavarian Cream doughnut.
You couldn't help but laugh as you imagined an innocent, non native speaker making the sign and completely missing the message they were sending.
After looking at a few more items you finally decided what you want.