"You know you can't fire me. It's illegal to fire someone for second puberty, and there's no exception for 'what if she's really hot.'"
"But you know what the culture is in this office. . ."
"That it's full of pseudo-macho sexist assholes? Yeah, I kind of know that. I was one, remember? Look, I can see it's a problem. That's why I suggest I go out on the road again."
"What?"
"I've got the brain of one of your top software salesmen in the body of a young Dolly Parton. You think that's a combination that might sell some software to the typical middle-aged male purchaser?"
"Weelll. . . I guess we could give it a try."
"Great. That's all I ask."
Tina breathed a sigh of relief. If this hadn't worked, her fallback option was cam girling.
The next order of business was satisfying her enhanced libido . . .