Through the sea of brown, white, tan and black shone out a brilliant head of long red hair, down past the shoulders and curled into a mass of tamed wonder. You just had to get a closer look!
It was only when you started walking in earnest did you suddenly realise you had no idea how to even strike up a conversation with her, let alone what for - wouldn’t it be awkward with them both in their underwear? Maybe you should announce yourself before you get too close … but then you would probably sound like a major dolt shouting halfway across the room at this poor woman. Still, wouldn’t want to be too creepy and get in her personal space without introduction.
This was difficult.
As you drew near you could make out the rest of her through the milling crowd. She was shorter than you for certain, with cute freckles all across her back and a figure that had a healthy amount of chunkiness all around - few areas of cellulite did nothing to take away from her overall loveliness. It also didn’t hurt to see some of her other ‘assets’ spilling ever so slightly from the sides of her bra and boyshorts.
As you drew closer you noticed she was staring at a tall statue that wasn’t just a lump of carved stone but actually in the style of an ancient idol - heaving bosom and thick thighs and all the rest. Her inspiration perhaps?
Too late for distractions now. Any closer at this speed and you might spook the poor lady.
“Hello, miss?”
With smooth grace you saw the curtain of red shift around as her body rotated fully to meet her visitor …
“Oh hello there sir” she casually mewed in mild surprise. Perhaps she was just as nervous as you?
As she turned into your full view, your admiration of her turned from her backside to her front. A fine freckled face, button nose and slender cheeks matched with quiet green eyes … she certainly was a cutie. As your eyes helplessly wandered down in a mix of curiosity and hormones, you did begin to notice something else not quite as expected.
Eventually you realized …