You buy the feather and go home. you go to sleep. you wake up in the morning feeling quite itchy. you say what a wonderful day but all that comes out is a sqauwk. that's wierd. you say. then you feel your tailbone itching. you take off your pants and look. what the--? you say. there are 5 feathers that you would find on a quetzal protruding from your tailbone. aahhh! you scream! thinking this is a prank you pullout the feathers! OOOOOOOOW! you yell! that hurt! you say! the feathers you pulled out are only about 1 inch long. those feathers are actually real! then you feel something happening to your mouth. you feel your mouth with your hand. its hard as bone. sharp too. then you hear a faint sucking sound. its coming from your teeth!