Jake picked up the remote and read the packaging. The label was pretty cheesy, and showed that the remote had pretty basic controls, with two up buttons and two down buttons. One set of up/down buttons was labelled "COCK", the other was labelled "BALLS".
This has got to be a joke, Jake thought. Still he ventured to try it. Finding a nearby change room, Jake stripped down to just his briefs and opened the box, taking out the remote. Tentatively, he pressed the up button while the remote was pointed at himself. Then he waited.
At first, nothing seemed to happen. Then Jake spotted movement in his briefs. His cock seemed to be swelling up, getting hard. Except it wasn't. His cock was slowly growing longer and longer. His bulge was still pretty small, but it was definitely bigger than before. Jake estimated he had added another inch on top of his usual 5.5 inch size. Jake kept watching as his cock continued to grow. It was starting to really grow now. As his cock grew thicker and thicker, his briefs began to complain more and more. Jake felt the fabric constrict around his cock as he watched the front of his briefs begin to deform, taking on the shape of a large and still growing tube hiding just underneath.
Jake decided that was enough, and reached for the remote, then paused. How did he stop the growth? He pressed the up button again, thinking it was a sort of toggle. Instead, Jake's cock began to grow faster. It cleared double digits, now past 10 inches. Jake's briefs were really beginning to hurt now, and his bulge was huge. Frantically, Jake pressed up again and his cock grew still faster. It was now past a foot long. Panicking, Jake pressed down. This seemed to slow Jake's growth a little bit. Seeing this, Jake finally reached to press down twice more but before he could -
RIIIIIIIP. The sound of fabric tearing filled the room as Jake's briefs tore in half and fell off. Jake's mouth fell open. His enormous cock flopped from his crotch like a giant snake. It had to be at least 16 inches long and as thick as a bottle of Coke. With a start, Jake realized it was still growing and finally managed to press Down twice more. At least his cock stopped growing, he sighed.
Surveying the damage, Jake was in awe. He noticed that his balls hadn't grown at all in size. His cock however, was a different story. Jake's new cock looked exactly like his old one had been blown up like a balloon. It was now four times its old size, stretching 20 inches long and down past Jake's knee. Even though Jake secretly wanted to keep it at this size, he knew it was much too big. Sighing, Jake pressed Down and watched as his cock began to retract, shrinking into itself. Jake stopped it at 10 inches, he wanted a big but manageable size.
Jake's attention now turned to his balls. They were still severely outclassed to his new cock. Jake pressed the up arrow for balls, and was delighted to see his balls begin to swell. Like water balloons being filled from a tap, they grew larger and larger. First golf balls, then tennis balls and finally baseball sized when Jake stopped them.
Jake stared down at his crotch with admiration. He had the perfect cock and balls, and he knew most boys would be jealous. A 10 inch rod jutted out, along with large balls. Now what?